What's really funny is they are clearly suppose to be desirable sex objects, but they sooo aren't, not for me anyway. The ladies in question are a bland quartet also, they all look the same (attire and wigs don't help of course) and none of them can act too well either. Despite that he's pretty bloody useless, I've never know someone get kidnapped so easily and so quickly. A real slimy ladykiller of sorts who clearly knows the business his son is involved in, presumably used to do it himself, I think that was the gist. Plus I've not seen a man clench his jaw this much since Cruise and co in 'Top Gun', like wow! He is joined by Ray Stevenson who plays his father, a slick, womanising vintage wine drinker. He has an odd look though, his lips are pretty thick with an usually strong pink shade to them, either that or it was the films lighting, just something that stood out to me. Right first up, the new boy, Ed, apparently a British actor and rapper, never heard of him but he does have a Statham-esque appearance I suppose.

That's the crux of it yet there are a few minor twists, nothing mind blowing though so don' get excited. Now Frank is forced to assist these women in bringing down a dangerous crime boss. Now normally this probably wouldn't be an issue for old Frank, but these women alter the deal and also kidnap his father in order to gain his cooperation. He takes on a job for a quartet of women, the lead female turns out to be an ex-prostitute out for revenge against her ex-pimp. So what are we left with now, well it appears to be a rather cheap and tacky looking reboot chock full of terrible action sequences, wait.yes I'm right.įrank is still a transporter of anything no questions asked. It seems Statham realised what a trashy mess this franchise was and decided to bail, probably a good decision there matey. Frank is back and ready to ansport things once again, only this time he's played by newcomer Ed Skrein. Refueled (spelt wrong) because the franchise has been.refueled, refreshed, revitalised, rebooted.get it? clever huh (ahem!).

Transporter refueled movie poster